Neil is an experienced SEO copywriter and journalist whose work has appeared nationally and internationally. Neil prides himself in avoiding bland corporate cliches and injects creativity in every piece of copy. Words to Neil are like water to fish and he can't remember the last time he went a day without picking up a pen. In fact, his fetish for stationery has led to his long-suffering girlfriend regularly banning him from Staples. Neil can often be seen either on the sidelines at football matches (his best position, some might say) waiting to harass managers for interviews for the local press.